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Mall Demotivational Poster


JEEPS - Because those curbs at the mall can be a bitch!




FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION -


TAGS: aim small miss small
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 19, 2016, 6:38 pm

Thankee, Jesus.
JesusWept - March 19, 2016, 2:13 pm
Brilliant! ^^^^^


BLACK FRIDAY - We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.


TAGS: black friday malls shopping
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

beastmaster - November 29, 2011, 3:01 pm
I KNOW! These people are nuts! Brainwashed into thinking they need MORE, MORE, MORE! Not meee! :)
jejeloman - November 28, 2011, 10:22 pm
OH GOSH THERE'S JUST TOO MANY PEOPLE XP!!!


they gave us blankets -


TAGS: smallpox cancer war
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - April 2, 2015, 10:02 am
Great! L L L L L
concern3 - April 2, 2015, 6:21 am
Lord that truly is reality a 5er


BECAUSE I'M SMART ENOUGH -




YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am
You're.


SAY... - Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?




PERSEVERANCE -




MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!


TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!




FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...


TAGS: flea market montgomery mini mall mawl eyes eye
Rating: 1.46/5

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13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol


MARSHMALLOW - In soviet russia, marshmallow eats you!




VISIONARY -




DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC


TAGS: september challenge military small in numbers big in fight
Rating: 3.59/5

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Hasbunmb - March 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
The elite few... sounds about right...
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 8:43 pm
I knew a Marine recruiter who used to tell kids that Marines are the Spartans of the US Military.


COLOSSAL ACHIEVEMENT . . .SAME RESULTS - 891,500 square meters for ladies shoes, 500 square meters for guy stuff and 137 Starbucks.




REGRET -


TAGS: diarrhea mistakes nachos regret small
Rating: 4.37/5

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Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:51 am
An Actual Complement, I'm Flattered, thanks.
Claire - September 17, 2010, 11:53 pm
Not bad.


ELDERS -


TAGS: stunt grandma small funny car
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:48 pm
Shouldn't that be: "DRIVING"?
zoomer296 - February 10, 2013, 4:55 pm
Pretty good picture of a BMW Isetta: http://tinyurl.com/atrx2ym
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2013, 11:47 pm
It's the last thing you expect. Lol


AFGHANISTAN -


TAGS: us mall cops
Rating: 4.93/5

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I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me


TAGS: do small ***b implants exist
Rating: 4.23/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:25 pm
My guess would be bre*** cancer.


PARALLEL PARKING - At the mall, on Black Friday, 30 seconds before the doors open.




MALL NINJA - Keeping the arcades drug free.




EVIL MARSHMALLOW - It roasts boy scouts!


TAGS: evilmarshmallow
Rating: 1.36/5


BE A MINIMALIST - It is the least you can do.


TAGS: lazy small do nothing
Rating: 4.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:40 pm
ooo! at5m :)


INTUITION -


TAGS: intuition schizophrenia small voice truth
Rating: 4.67/5

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Rick69 - December 9, 2015, 12:38 pm
Thanks... Copy-cat!
Silverheart - December 9, 2015, 7:13 am

And I do mean that, not *just* echoing your comment on one of mine.
Silverheart - December 9, 2015, 7:12 am

Brilliant composition.


ANTICIPATION -


TAGS: mall
Rating: 4.25/5

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GaryO - May 25, 2012, 4:19 pm
Good answer. Have a nice day.
Laevian - May 25, 2012, 4:11 pm
Yes, we are, indeed, compelled: by God, by the system, by parents, by our own will eventually. who was paying the bills for that again ?
GaryO - May 23, 2012, 11:02 am
They’re compelled…kinda like those that judge others……..
Laevian - May 23, 2012, 9:39 am
Humans are made to move. I sometimes wonder why some people persist beyond losing that ability.


SHOPPING BAZAAR -


TAGS: afghanistan mall security mall cop
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 7:30 pm
But, he's more of a target than they are! That means he's endangering their lives. That means they're escorting him, like a human shield.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:51 am
Thats Something 5L


SHEER LUCK - The small log could have fallen on the truck.




PAUL BLART, MALL COP - Perfect costume for Segway owners, all of whom look like this


TAGS: mall cop
Rating: 2.57/5

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ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: one small step for man one giant leap for space wok cuisine spacedog
Rating: 4.71/5

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frixxxx - June 25, 2010, 10:53 am
I see a "Cubby in Space" movie in the near future.....Just need to get her out of the space suit and into her school uniform!!!!
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 1:57 am
LMAO! Them's poodles, not lions!
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 1:51 am
5 servings of Kegogi.
hootizz - June 24, 2010, 7:30 pm
Aaaaah, I makee veree spesshel Won-Ton soop fowa yoo....!!
Sparrowgirl - June 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Do you receive that patch before or after the mission?
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:05 pm
What was I supposed to think? I thought it was all ***ual innuendo till it was too late. "Eat your meat" isn't usually literal. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:08 pm
Nice!


SAVING GAS - You're doing it wrong.




SMALL IN ALL AREAS - What do they say about people with big shoes? They're just overcompensating for there small feet.


TAGS: small foot size shoe big
Rating: 3.85/5

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caveman - September 28, 2011, 8:10 pm
That's a fair enough reason for a 4L
M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:49 pm
Not to be a d*ck but 'their' not 'there' 4L's


AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.


TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


OH CRAP !!! - I THINK I BURNT MY MARSHMALLOWS...


TAGS: burnt my marshmallows
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Budog

forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 pm
ARSCH-mallows would have been a 5....
Budog - September 30, 2010, 5:29 pm
Now the are definitely Stay Puffed...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 30, 2010, 2:23 pm
In that case.......keep your junk out of the fire...2L


HOME REPAIRS -


TAGS: avoid permanent damage by using a rubber mallet
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 7:30 am
And where is the duct ***e...or as my wife says "Duck ***e"
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Go where? I know the "macabre venting" of law enforcement when I see it.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
Not a beat cop, but yes, I am paid by the county. And before you go there, Agd, I'm also a volunteer Fire Chief.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 11:02 pm
You're in law enforcement?
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 11:01 pm
No. Just getting the macabre out of my system.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 10:57 pm
Past my bedtime anyway.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:56 pm
So, is this in regards to a drifter?
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:56 pm
d*** near had me swearing off sobriety, Haar!
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 10:55 pm
I was responding to your first comment, not knowing that Sean had posted in the mean time... Sigh... Fuggedaboudit
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:55 pm
I'm teaching it. b****.
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 10:54 pm
And Motifake Sensitivity Training? Relax, Agd, this oughtta be a 10 minute course.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:54 pm
I was confused, now I'm baffled. Huh?
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
Yeah, me too. It seems you *can* get brain damage from multiple concussions in one week. Even with a rubber mallet.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:52 pm
Ok, a drifter?
Sean - September 4, 2009, 10:51 pm
*your
Sean - September 4, 2009, 10:51 pm
THAT tears it. You two can car pool to you Motifake imposed sensitivity training sessions.
agdaniele - September 4, 2009, 10:47 pm
Ummmm.... Haar? If she's a wife, and not a runaway, I'm a bit disturbed.


The smallest coffins are the heaviest -


TAGS: miss carla six word stories smallest coffin heaviest
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 2:00 am
Kind of here...longer than a 6 word story ...hope to be back soon.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 3:59 pm
Then who the hell could that be? Not Sybie, and probably not Georgie. Ah, maybe Edith's bastard, being raised by the farmer. It's practically a newborn. But Georgie dying would throw the inheritance into doubt again.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 10:35 am
I try...
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:59 am
Meant the ‘Miss Carla’ ref. Nice try at evasive ambiguity, though.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 8:19 am
Huh, hope that's not the case. Last poster I made was over 3 months ago. Things get in the way of the internet. Regulars always tend to return.
Silverheart - August 3, 2014, 8:03 am

Why is Carla tagged? Is she really gone for good?
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:33 am
It is a story consisting of 6 words. Hence, 6-word-stories. There are more.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:32 am
Good eye, it is a screen-grab from that very show... I think. I've never seen the show but the site where I got the picture confirms your thought.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:57 pm
6 tiny words that say so much. Powerfully sad.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Looks like Thomas Barrow! Is this a spoiler for the next season of Downton Abbey?
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:41 pm
I must ask, what’s with the tag ref, sir Rick?


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: boys soccer big ref small uniform
Rating: 4.9/5

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Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
Amsome!
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:03 pm
I thought we were not allowed to do tribute posters anymore... even for chompers.
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:30 pm
LOL!


GUN MOLL -




THERAPY IN THE MAKING -




SUCCESS -




HISTORY - Small - timers : Must like it the way they have it... Big - timers : Will have it the way they like it...




THE RIGHT NAME... - and use of impressive props are the keys to becoming a legend!




Cutting Costs -


TAGS: health care issues grow smaller
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:21 am
Tnx.
Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:20 am
Meant to do that...
Cannabal - December 11, 2014, 10:18 pm
GO BACK TO POLITIFAKE! See you there in a bit.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:24 pm
Once again, choking on coffee! I need to put my cup down before I read your stuff edgeman!


Ever seen chalk outlines that small -


TAGS: six word stories miss child chalk outline small
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2014, 6:53 am
HAH!(Sho)5L poster and comment
Sho - August 7, 2014, 1:15 am
never thought they would look so cute though. 5L


IMMUNIZATIONS -


TAGS: vintage smallpox victim before vaccine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Apparently, he didn't have B or AB type blood. (nor did the pre-columbians)


Large Package -


TAGS: man woman large small packages
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 1:11 am
...or was that "larger package"?


Elves -




Ostentatious -


TAGS: fancy car small
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2014, 5:44 pm
An Allison Liberty engine?


Mall Parking -




BAH HUMBUG -


TAGS: mall shopping cashier housewares williamsonoma
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 24, 2013, 4:08 pm
All Will Pass, Chin Up Mate.


Call It -


TAGS: same difference word play shopping centre mall
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:28 pm
Get me a slice and whatever burger Sheldon eats.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:19 am
Mu5t stop by the Cheesecake Factory! Must! Can't resist!
Oldsod - February 2, 2014, 6:25 am
Oh, no...don't stop...I actually think puns are an under-appreciated art form.
Oldsod - February 2, 2014, 6:25 am
Oh, no...don't stop...I actually think puns are an under-appreciated art form.
MissPriss - February 2, 2014, 12:21 am
Don't worry...only a few more, promise.
Oldsod - February 1, 2014, 8:01 pm
This recent line of posters, Missy, have been extremely punny!


Facts -


TAGS: big small
Rating: 4.67/5

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BODYGUARDS -




NO MORE -


TAGS: tunnels anime small print
Rating: 4.64/5

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CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
5L - but that's because I love the actor, oh, and it made me giggle abit.
AdmiralAckbar - September 14, 2010, 5:49 pm
So Say We Al
Zealot - September 14, 2010, 5:46 pm
OK OK NO MORE ANIME OR TUNNELS


NOTORIETY -




Subtitles -




PERKS AT WORK -


TAGS: mall santa kids terror pay
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 22, 2012, 6:26 pm
Thanks mao!
maoworks2 - December 22, 2012, 6:19 pm
Great Picture 5 Ho Ho Ho's


SIZE MATTERS -




MENUS -




YOUTH RIGHT OF WAY -


TAGS: mallrat beauty intelligence cammo
Rating: 4.13/5

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agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 7:36 pm
No lips... curse of the irish.


WELCOME BACK -


TAGS: one small step for man one giant leap for motifake
Rating: 3.66/5

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TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:09 pm
Classic....5
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 8:53 am
Son of b****! ****!
RON - June 21, 2009, 1:27 am
Mr. Agd..thank you so much. Thanks for taking the time and your talent to make. Totally very thoughtful and nice.Even though on different political thought, find you as friend if met and when drinking to passed out time. not first to notice you a good man


COME ON, JULIE... - "Now you're telling us he was bigger than that? You've never even talked to a guy before, have you?"


TAGS: girls small
Rating: 3.22/5

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THE HUNT -


TAGS: mallards and rip gramps
Rating: 3.06/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 9:17 pm
Taste like chicken?


SACRIFICE -




RONSART -


TAGS: mall shopping get well ron thanks for the idea produceman
Rating: 2.85/5

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Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 9:07 pm
LOL. Seriously, though, I'll do it right now.
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 9:03 pm
I thought about sending Ron a PM to give him a heads up if somebody asked if he was ill, but God does prayers, not e-mail ;)
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:55 pm
*made
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:55 pm
No it's not your fault, GS. Apparently, since you mad THIS poster, we were thinking on the same wavelength. Nice job.
agdaniele - December 8, 2009, 8:54 pm
I don't want to wear that basket again!
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 8:52 pm
my bad produce. Guess I took your comment reference wrong. not the first time I've been wrong, won't be the last either. I just wish she'd quit telling me that every day
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 8:51 pm
So Rons really sick? Can we send him a fruit basket?
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:49 pm
Sure.
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 8:46 pm
Nothing, dont take it personally. That might offend some people I guess. People have mistaken me for being black though because of my name.
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:45 pm
What?
DreMagnum - December 8, 2009, 8:40 pm
"Nahmean"? wow and people think Im black
Produceman117 - December 8, 2009, 8:36 pm
Nothing. I was just saying that I would have guessed that your last poster would have had the caption on this poster. Nahmean?
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
don't know, Produce mentioned it yesterday
Airman - December 8, 2009, 4:51 pm
what's wrong with Ron?


GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect




SHOPPING - The ghosts of Christmas Presents.


TAGS: shopping ghost mall
Rating: 2.67/5

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LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 10:09 am
Ever stop and wonder just how long some of those gum balls have been inside those machines? I mean, talk about ghosts!
Derek - December 3, 2009, 4:42 am
Mmmmmm subtle
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 11:13 pm
I like it. A lot.


PICCOLO - Italian for small...no wonder he's so pissed


TAGS: piccolo dragon ball small p****
Rating: 2.5/5

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Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 4:12 pm
Oh d*** man, you took away my one best frined and made him into that. are you happy now?
Warghl - August 3, 2009, 6:51 pm
my childhood.... She has been ra**d.


HANDGUNS - .38s really aren't wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.




"DEMEROL" - Even incognito you think your'e being followed....




PARKING - He parked on top of the small car.


TAGS: small car
Rating: 2.25/5

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DAIRY QUEEN - The unofficial fast food restaurant of small-town America




PORTION CONTROL - The typical Eritrean diet is approx. this many calories per day




BIEBER FEST - Say it seven times fast.




A Small Town Is -


TAGS: small towns neighbours informed enemies
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:47 pm
True dat!
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 1:27 pm
Or you can see what grass looks like so easily?
MissPriss - January 25, 2016, 1:18 pm
Possibly 'cuz people like me live there?
JesusWept - January 25, 2016, 9:12 am
I'm a city person. Small towns freak me out. Not sure why lol. L L L L L


skeletons -


TAGS: skeletons formally dressed
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - March 3, 2017, 5:14 pm

Dressed to kill ^^
JesusWept - March 3, 2017, 10:36 am
Haha real nice. ^^^^^Up


Calories -


TAGS: calories clothes smaller creatures closet
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 10:02 pm
Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the **** to stay in the d*** pants!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:05 am
Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!


Now That's Entertainment! -




If i were you -


TAGS: small girlfriend thought holiday vacation
Rating: 5/5
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:47 pm
BWAHAHAHAHA!


life in a small town -


TAGS: small towns have strange hobbies
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 27, 2017, 6:45 am
Thanks, JW! I've been cruising the back pages myself!
JesusWept - December 27, 2017, 12:19 am
I can't believe I missed this one. ^^^^^Up
ipaprime - May 28, 2017, 9:00 am
If I die any slower, I will live forever.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2017, 5:55 am
They fall off the end of the Earth and are never heard from again.......! chuckle, chuckle....
concern3 - May 28, 2017, 5:41 am
Dizz you know the world is flat, cause when people leave town they never come back.


A Small Town Is -


TAGS: small town like family ornery renegades cousins
Rating: 4.92/5

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mizzdizz - January 23, 2016, 6:10 pm
Hahahaha! Luv it Prissy!!!! I currently reside pop. 400 (including dogs and a few deer turds) 5 LOL lions! Nice faces! That would be the resident ranting crazies? chuckle, chuckle
rerun - January 23, 2016, 8:29 am

taste like chicken
rerun - January 23, 2016, 8:28 am

But...I'didn't inhale
JesusWept - January 23, 2016, 7:52 am
Looks like the Donner party :-O
Greeny - January 22, 2016, 9:41 pm
Rerun - better exhale, your head's about to explode
Silverheart - January 22, 2016, 8:46 pm

Rerun's grillin up some pengen.
rerun - January 22, 2016, 8:16 pm

Y'all gather round' here.


To Great Lengths -


TAGS: size matters condoms small medium liar
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 10:40 pm
You're safe rerun I think I've pretty much run out of steam.
rerun - February 8, 2016, 7:58 pm

I'm just gonna stay silent on this
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 6:35 pm
3 tries to get water on that burn? Dammit I'm really that good...teehee
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 5:53 pm

Magnum...you forgot magnum...
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 1:20 pm
Aw Silvie...your were the inspiration for it!
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 1:08 pm

Every read a poster and really, really wish you'd come up with it? This is one of tho5e. Love it!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:37 pm
Sure yuk it up lg but how do you know of which you ****le..er..cackle?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
So...your a fibber not a ribber?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
Wee wee pzyk!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:35 pm
Well you're the exception to the rule Mr. Gary. You need a d*** sock cuz a condom aint gonna go all the way to your knees my friend. Actually, scrotums don't count so I guess your ok.
GaryO - February 8, 2016, 7:47 am
50 Ls....because I can
pzykosiz - February 8, 2016, 5:21 am
Liar's french for huge right?
concern3 - February 8, 2016, 5:00 am
“Liar's such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as me omitting some of the details" but a 5er
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 2:54 am

LOLOLOL! Size 5x


A Small Town Is -


TAGS: small town truths phone wrong number talk
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - January 23, 2016, 6:13 pm
Yup-yup! 5L! chuckle, chuckle, its more like an hour around these parts....
JesusWept - January 23, 2016, 7:48 am
My town has 116.000 people. Every time i dial wrong i get chewed out by a different person LOL
MissPriss - January 22, 2016, 7:06 pm
thanks rerun. My town is so small it's a village so I know truer words were never spoken teehee.
rerun - January 22, 2016, 6:51 pm

as somebody who lives in a small town, that's a fact


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